The Most (Un)Inspired Business Names

The Most (Un)Inspired Business Names

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Our The Most (Un)Inspired Business Names top nine list at most09.com.

They say good marketing always brings a smile on customer’s face. Humor and wit are two ingredients that may attract clever clients. The first step being made, it up to the owner to persuade the customers the clever name matches the prices and quality of products.

1. Sofa So Good

Source: telecomsworldplc.co.uk
Source: telecomsworldplc.co.uk

Sometimes the world seems a better place if watched from a sofa, with friends around. Nobody denied this fact, so far…

2. Lettuce Eat

Source: lunchquest.co.uk
Source: lunchquest.co.uk

As long as we do not get “lettuce tooth”, let us have some clever lettuce sandwich. It is legal.

3. British Hairways

Source: charlesglover.co.uk
Source: charlesglover.co.uk

One can only hope that this is a place where ladies get a better hairdo than British Airways stewardesses…

4. Juan in a Million

Source: kaseywindels.com
Source: kaseywindels.com

Don Juan was one in a billion. Juan, from Austin, seems happy to settle for just a million.

5. Lawn Order

Source: reddit.com
Source: reddit.com

Only when you dealt with a ragged garden, you can understand the need for someone to enforce lawn order.

6. Planet of the Grapes

Source: now-here-this.timeout.com
Source: now-here-this.timeout.com

Be calm, it doesn’t make you an ape at all if you enter this wine shop. But lingering and tasting irresponsibly too much wine might, though.

7. Feel Like Crêpe

Source: clickypix.com
Source: clickypix.com

Feeling like crêpe has never been so pleasant. It smells like crêpe, it looks like crêpe, it tastes like crêpe. Wonderful!

8. Wooden, it be lovely

Source: yell.com
Source: yell.com

You are not made of wood and you don’t have a wooden heart. Still, buying a wooden toy for your child is lovely, it is written.

9. Church of Cod

Source: arnoldzwicky.org
Source: arnoldzwicky.org

If you love cod, if you think of cod a lot, if you can’t live without cod, enter! You don’t have to pray, just pay. And eat.

 

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